- Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc them to your boss.
- Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
- At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
Created by Jonalee Echols from Bullard Texas.