An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks,
What is wrong?
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says,
I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She is a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says,
But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?
The old man looks at the bartender and says,
I can not remember where I live!