It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said,
“Hello? … How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?” — and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks,
“Who was that?“
The husband replies, I do not know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.