{"id":635,"date":"2026-07-02T00:00:39","date_gmt":"2026-07-02T07:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=635"},"modified":"2026-06-29T11:46:52","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T18:46:52","slug":"great-truths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/great-truths\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Truths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Six Great Truths<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.<br \/>\n2) Wrinkles don&#8217;t hurt.<br \/>\n3) Families are like fudge &#8211; mostly sweet, with a few nuts.<br \/>\n4) Today&#8217;s mighty oak is just yesterday&#8217;s nut that held its ground.<br \/>\n5) Laughing is good exercise. It&#8217;s like jogging on the inside.<br \/>\n6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six Great Truths 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don&#8217;t hurt. 3) Families are like fudge &#8211; mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today&#8217;s mighty oak is just yesterday&#8217;s nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It&#8217;s like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/great-truths\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Great Truths&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-truths"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}