{"id":619,"date":"2026-07-08T00:00:56","date_gmt":"2026-07-08T07:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=619"},"modified":"2026-07-06T10:57:59","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T17:57:59","slug":"alzheimers-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/alzheimers-check\/","title":{"rendered":"Alzheimer&#8217;s Check"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following was developed as a mental age assessment by scientists at a very prestigious university in the United States.<\/p>\n<p>Take your time. See if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!<\/p>\n<p>1 This is this cat.<br \/>\n2. This is is cat.<br \/>\n3. This is how cat.<br \/>\n4. This is to cat.<br \/>\n5. This is keep cat.<br \/>\n6. This is an cat.<br \/>\n7. This is old cat.<br \/>\n8. This is fart cat.<br \/>\n9. This is busy cat<br \/>\n10. This is for cat.<br \/>\n11. This is forty cat.<br \/>\n12. This is seconds cat.<\/p>\n<p>You are not done yet. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following was developed as a mental age assessment by scientists at a very prestigious university in the United States. Take your time. See if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1 This is this cat. 2. This is is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/alzheimers-check\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Alzheimer&#8217;s Check&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-focus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7189,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions\/7189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}