{"id":610,"date":"2026-10-16T00:00:13","date_gmt":"2026-10-16T07:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=610"},"modified":"2026-10-10T13:08:14","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T20:08:14","slug":"who-gets-the-pancakes-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/who-gets-the-pancakes-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Gets the Pancakes First?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8216;Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8220;Ryan, you be Jesus!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, &#8216;Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.&#8217;&#8221; Kevin turned to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/who-gets-the-pancakes-first\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Who Gets the Pancakes First?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7275,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions\/7275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}