{"id":513,"date":"2026-07-13T00:00:34","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T07:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=513"},"modified":"2026-07-06T11:51:45","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T18:51:45","slug":"the-tough-job-of-a-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/the-tough-job-of-a-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tough Job of a Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, There&#8217;s Jennifer, she&#8217;s a lawyer,&#8217; or &#8216;That&#8217;s Michael, He&#8217;s a doctor.&#8217;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A small voice at the back of the room rang out,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>And there&#8217;s the teacher. She&#8217;s dead.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, There&#8217;s Jennifer, she&#8217;s a lawyer,&#8217; or &#8216;That&#8217;s Michael, He&#8217;s a doctor.&#8217; A small &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/the-tough-job-of-a-teacher\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Tough Job of a Teacher&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teachers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7183,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions\/7183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}