{"id":4792,"date":"2026-10-07T00:00:52","date_gmt":"2026-10-07T07:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=4792"},"modified":"2026-10-02T16:50:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T23:50:23","slug":"how-to-drive-people-insane-at-work-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/how-to-drive-people-insane-at-work-part-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Drive People Insane: Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><em>Reply to everything someone says with, &#8220;That&#8217;s what you think.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc them to your boss.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Finish all your sentences with &#8220;in accordance with the prophecy.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Specify that your drive-thru order is &#8220;to go.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em> Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don&#8217;t rhyme.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Created by Jonalee Echols from Bullard Texas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reply to everything someone says with, &#8220;That&#8217;s what you think.&#8221; Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc them to your boss. Finish all your sentences with &#8220;in accordance with the prophecy.&#8221; At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Specify that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/how-to-drive-people-insane-at-work-part-ii\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to Drive People Insane: Part II&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7267,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions\/7267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}