{"id":4695,"date":"2026-10-15T00:00:30","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T07:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=4695"},"modified":"2026-10-10T13:07:22","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T20:07:22","slug":"seven-insights-you-would-not-have-were-it-not-for-the-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/seven-insights-you-would-not-have-were-it-not-for-the-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"Seven Insights You Would Not Have Were It Not for the Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>2. You&#8217;re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>3. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>5. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is just what they happened to be carrying with them at the time the car broke down.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>6. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>7. If someone says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be right back&#8221;, they won&#8217;t.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. 2. You&#8217;re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/seven-insights-you-would-not-have-were-it-not-for-the-movies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Seven Insights You Would Not Have Were It Not for the Movies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[258],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7274,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4695\/revisions\/7274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}