An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks,<\/p>\n
What is wrong?\u009d <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says,<\/p>\n
I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She is\u00a0 a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.\u009d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says,<\/p>\n
But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?\u009d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The old man looks at the bartender and says,<\/p>\n
I can not remember where I live!\u009d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, What is wrong?\u009d The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She is\u00a0 a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive … Continue reading “The Unhappy Newly Wed”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[117,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-age","category-marriage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7187,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4674\/revisions\/7187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}