{"id":4568,"date":"2026-10-09T00:00:39","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T07:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=4568"},"modified":"2026-10-02T16:52:12","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T23:52:12","slug":"marriage-proposal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/marriage-proposal\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Proposal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Then why are you so sad?<\/em>\u00a0<em>her mother asked.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Because he also mentioned he was an atheist. Mom, he does not believe there is hell!\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Her mother replied,<\/em> <em>Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we will show him how wrong he is.<\/em>\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.\u009d Then why are you so sad?\u00a0her mother asked. Because he also mentioned he was an atheist. Mom, he does not believe there is hell!\u009d Her mother replied, Marry him anyway. Between the two &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/marriage-proposal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Marriage Proposal&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7269,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568\/revisions\/7269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}