A policeman brought four boys before a judge.<\/p>\n
“They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor<\/em>,” he said.<\/p>\n
“Boys,”<\/em> said the judge sternly, “I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong.”<\/em><\/p>\n
“My name is George,<\/em>” said the first boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”<\/em><\/p>\n
“My name is Pete,<\/em>” said the second boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”<\/em><\/p>\n
“My name is Mike,”<\/em> said the third boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”<\/em><\/p>\n
“My name is Peanuts,”<\/em> said the fourth boy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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