Five doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist. After a while a bird came winging overhead.<\/p>\n
The GP raised his shogun but did no shoot because he was not sure if it was a duck or not.<\/p>\n
The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he was not sure if it was a male or female duck, so he did not shoot.<\/p>\n
The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know that this is a duck, but does the duck know it is a duck?<\/p>\n
The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said,<\/p>\n
Go see if that was a duck.\u009d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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