{"id":4331,"date":"2026-05-06T00:00:53","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T07:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=4331"},"modified":"2026-04-30T16:58:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T23:58:00","slug":"cure-for-a-serious-hearing-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/cure-for-a-serious-hearing-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Cure for a Serious Hearing Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To which the gentleman said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Oh, I haven&#8217;t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I&#8217;ve changed my will five times!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/cure-for-a-serious-hearing-problem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cure for a Serious Hearing Problem&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hearing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7111,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4331\/revisions\/7111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}