{"id":281,"date":"2026-08-20T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-20T07:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=281"},"modified":"2026-08-15T09:33:21","modified_gmt":"2026-08-15T16:33:21","slug":"puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"
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    1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      2. Pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative<\/p>\n

      3. Practice safe eating — always use condiments.<\/p>\n

      4. Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.<\/p>\n

      5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.<\/p>\n

      6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.<\/p>\n

      7.\u00a0 Hangover is the wrath of grapes.<\/p>\n

      8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.<\/p>\n

      9. Is a\u00a0 book on voyeurism a peeping tome?<\/p>\n

      10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?<\/p>\n

      11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.<\/p>\n

      12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.<\/p>\n

      13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.<\/p>\n

      14. Without geometry, life is pointless.<\/p>\n

      15. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.<\/p>\n

      16. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.<\/p>\n

      17. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.<\/p>\n

      18. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)<\/p>\n

      19. A backwards poet writes inverse.<\/p>\n

      20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.<\/p>\n

      21. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.<\/p>\n

      22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.<\/p>\n

      23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n

      24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.<\/p>\n

      25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.<\/p>\n

      26. A lot of money is tainted. T’aint yours, and t’aint\u00a0 mine.<\/p>\n

      27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.<\/p>\n

      28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.<\/p>\n

      29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.<\/p>\n

      30. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.<\/p>\n

      31. People who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.<\/p>\n

      32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she’d dye.<\/p>\n

      33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.<\/p>\n

      34. Frog slogan: Time’s fun when you’re having flies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery 2. Pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative 3. Practice safe eating — always use condiments. 4. Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. 6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. 7.\u00a0 Hangover … Continue reading “Puns”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7227,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions\/7227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}