The following is a commentary by 60 Minutes
\nCorrespondent Andy Rooney (CBS)<\/p>\n
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
\nHere are just a few reasons why:<\/p><\/blockquote>\nA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle
\nof the night and ask,<\/p>\nWhat are you thinking?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n
She doesn’t care what you think.
\nIf a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game,
\nshe doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does
\nsomething she wants to do, and it’s usually more
\ninteresting.<\/p>\nWomen over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
\nscreaming match with you at the opera or in the
\nmiddle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
\nif you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you
\nif they think they can get away with it.<\/p>\nOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.<\/p>\n
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
\nconfess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get
\npast a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
\nthan her younger counterpart.<\/p>\nOlder women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell
\nyou right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
\nlike one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you
\nstand with her.<\/p>\nYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning,
\nsmart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald,
\npaunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
\nwith some 22-year old waitress.<\/p>\nLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,<\/p>\n
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?<\/p>\n
Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
\nagainst marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not
\nworth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!<\/p>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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