{"id":2230,"date":"2026-08-25T00:00:28","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T07:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2026-08-22T10:11:46","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T17:11:46","slug":"boys-in-need-of-tampons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/boys-in-need-of-tampons\/","title":{"rendered":"Boys in Need of Tampons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two very young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The clerk at the counter asked the older boy,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;<em>Son, how old are you?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Eight,&#8221; the boy replied. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The man continued,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Do you know what these are used for?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The boy replied,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;<em>They aren&#8217;t for me. They&#8217;re for him. He&#8217;s my brother. He&#8217;s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can&#8217;t do either.&#8221; <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two very young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The clerk at the counter asked the older boy, &#8220;Son, how old are you?&#8221; &#8220;Eight,&#8221; the boy replied. The man continued, &#8220;Do you know what these are used for?&#8221; The boy replied, &#8220;They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/boys-in-need-of-tampons\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Boys in Need of Tampons&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[182],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7230,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions\/7230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/member.parkinsonsrecovery.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}