It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student name Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.<\/p>\n
The teacher said,<\/p>\n
“Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said: <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”<\/em><\/p>\n
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, ho had his hand up:?<\/p>\n
Patrick Henry, 1775′<\/em> he said.<\/p>\n
Very good! Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.<\/p>\n
‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863′<\/em> said Chandrasekhar.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The teacher snapped at the class,<\/p>\n
‘Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
She heard a loud whisper: ‘F ___ the Indians,’<\/p>\n
‘Who said that?’<\/em> she demanded.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Chandrasekhar put his hand up.<\/p>\n
‘General Custer, 1862.’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
At that point, a student in the back said,<\/p>\n
‘I’m gonna puke.’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The teacher glares around and asks<\/p>\n
‘All right! Now, who said that?’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Again, Chandrasekhar says,<\/p>\n
‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Now furious, another student yells,<\/p>\n
‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,<\/p>\n
‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said:<\/p>\n
‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’ <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,’<\/p>\n
Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.’<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,<\/p>\n
‘Oh shit, we’re screwed!’ <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And Chandrasekhar said quietly,<\/p>\n
‘I think it was Lehmann Brothers, September 4th, 2008’.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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